April 3: Fark, it's an Ark ...

We went out to the movies, and watched Noah build an ark

With bunch of rocky monsters, before the sky turned really dark

Trees that sprang up in a flash from a very special seed

Noah built a floating zoo, created everything they’d need

The water came out of the ground and flooded the whole world

He built his ship and set it sail, but no Ensign he unfurled

A stateless ship without a port, it was a sight to see

The God botherers they got all upset, but it didn’t seem real to me

Fiction and science fiction and some fantasy all thrown in

Plenty of killing going on, apparently nothing was a sin

Sex outside of marriage, children borne just to be killed

Russell’s a pretty good actor, but as a chippie he’s over skilled

But his hard heart it did soften, and he couldn't drop the knife

When his whole family turned against him, especially his wife

Which really was a tragedy, ‘cause he had a close-knit clan

But when he turned his water into wine, he forgot the whole game plan

But the ark it came a cropper when it pulled up on a rock

A story with some great effects, but for accuracy, a crock

It’s only entertainment, not a Bible study class

So if it’s Genesis you're looking for, I think you’d better pass