I added up the
figures and divided by eleven
When I saw the
bottom line, I thought I was in heaven
The tax man he
won’t get me, at least not this time
The other ten
elevenths, that my friend, is mine
I’m wondering how
he works it, I don’t really have a clue
So I hired an
accountant, to do what I can’t do
She takes all the
figures, then messes them around
And hopefully I
pay less, a deduction she has found
We all hate
paying taxes, but understand they must be paid
If everybody did
their bit, I wouldn't go on this tirade
Far too many
bludgers, rich men don't pay their share
They make a
million dollars, and then hide it everywhere
There really
should be a law, which forces them to pay
It really isn’t
equitable, for them to tuck it all away
Apple, Google,
Amazon, they are cheating all of us
They ship their
profits somewhere else, leaving me to cuss
There’s hundreds
of organisations, that are just having a laugh
Minimising taxes,
as they drink from their carafe
Making money at a
rate of knots, but not paying their fair share
They really need
to change the law, so cheaters should beware