Wednesday, 9 July 2014

July 9: You should never smile at a crocodile ...

He was feeding his croc, then there came a great shock
The croc wanted keeper for tea
It grabbed his left hand, pulled him down to the sand
And tried to withdraw to the sea

But the keeper was quick, and he thought of a trick
That might save his butt from the plate
A double twist with a roll, that just might save his soul
As he played the death game with his mate

When he got back on dry land with some holes in his hand
He told the crowd that he was okay
The croc got his steak, and the keeper a break
And the crowd had a Croc Dundee day

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