June 28: Sell me a house ...

Did he do it or did he not, what is the evidence they've got

That frames him up for murdering his wife

He told us that he loves her, that he puts no-one above her

But we all know that’s the worst story of his life

He was cheating on his mistress; it seemed to cause her distress

Does the man not have a conscience in his heart

At least he hopped the box, and by the Crown he will be crossed

Anyone who does gives the prosecutor a head start

I could wax lyrical all day, but in the end I’d have to say

What more evidence would cause you to equate

You heard a lot of supposition, about his true position

But all you kneed to know is that he’s in real estate

Need I say more …