June 12: Just get that crap off my tv ...

I’m told that Home and Away, we’ve seen its final season

Some people they see joy, others they see treason

I do not really give a toss, or even if there’s a reason

Just get that crap off my tv, extend the ratings season

 

I’ve never seen an episode, so I know not what it’s about

They say that it is crap tv, and of that I have no doubt

When they said that it was soon to end, I jumped up to shout

Just get that crap off my tv, and end the entertainment drought

So it’s off the screen, and I enjoy the beginning of the end

Send the cast to ABC, so their reputations mend

Perhaps they could do real tv, and stop the sad pretend

Just get that crap off my tv, that I truly recommend

I’ve said all that I want to say, so I’ll move onto another show

There is so much rubbish they call tv, half of it must go

Reality shows and who can sing, my anger overflows

Please get that crap off my tv, and end this tale of woe