Saw lots of very
special things, and different sights we found
But something we saw a lot of, something that was too much
What I’d like to tell you ladies, is you are so very out of touch
I don’t want to
see your bra strap, as it spans across your back
Did you really
think a backless top would look any good with that
It really looks just
awful; and it stands out like a light
I’m telling it to
you sister, it looks a bloody fright
I’m thinking that
your denim jeans, might be one size too small
And the muffin
top you’re showing off does nothing to enthrall
What is it that
you want to say, by displaying all that blubber
I may not be too
thin myself, but you look like a scrubber
So you thought
you’d wear a G-string, it's your choice of course
But I don’t want
to see it, it's not a look that I endorse
As it sits above
your tracky dacks, on display for one and all
Do us all a favour
darlin’, and your cottontails reinstall
And that tattoo on your shoulder blade, what’s the go with that
Did you really
want a dragon, forever emblazoned on your back
That tramp stamp
is quite awful too, why is it penned in Greek
And why is it
written upside down, I bet you think it’s chic
And last of all my
little lass, what is it with the rings
You ears, your
nose, and in your lips, and many other things
It must have been
quite painful, to put them in your face
But not quite as
annoying in that other tender place
Big arse, no
class, no elegance, no dignity, no style
Many of those
that I saw would make you run a mile
Now I ain’t no
oil painting, nor am I the perfect male
But some of you I
saw today, your outfits are a major fail
Love it! TB
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