January 29: TLA ...

I’ve been on my feet all day, sparing with the facts

Each time I land a decent shot, I thought I could relax

But each occasion that I put one on, my rival got one back

If I could get this social media, I’d stop taking so much flak

SMS and Twitter, but Facebook leads the way

But when someone asks me “WTF” I don’t know what to say

Netlingo always leaves me lost, I just don’t have a clue

When I say WBS, is that me or is it you

I am a bit old-fashioned; I like to spell it out

But when I write in upper case, THEY TELL ME NOT TO SHOUT

All these acronyms I can’t recall, I have to keep a list

When I ask them to explain again, the Judge is getting pissed

I’ll give it my best shot; I have to have a go

I’m usually pretty quick; I’m not usually this slow

I’ve got my dictionary here; I’m going to do my best

So get your brain out of neutral, and try this for a test

BFF, that’s just GR8, please help me abbreviate?

IMHO you are a whiz, GOYA and try my quiz

OMG, you’ve gone OT, don’t you know I am myopic

KIS, I’m short on sight, so BFN, I’ll be back 2nite

BRB, my train it’s here, LOL, HNF

But I do not care for your POV, SITD, it STBY

I’m SOL, I missed the bus, TTYL, I’m going to cuss

WYWH, to ease the pain, of looking up them all again

SUP with U, RU OK, IDC, just wanted to say

BTW BIF BLNT, try the Internet

ADN I’ll get this stuff, HTH, I won’t be too tough

BBS, I gotta run, these TLA are so much fun